I don’t like to get political on The British Maple (mostly because it makes me cross and I hate arguments!) but with the UK general election looming, I thought it was high time to bring some high brow discussion to the table.

I’m not overly enamoured with any of my political options this time round (are we ever?!) so I turned to the Lord and the General for an alternative. After all, if a blithering, swollen headed womb ferret with a bad case of verbal diarrhoea can ‘run’ one of the world’s largest countries, surely a couple of gobby toddlers can make a go of it too?!

May I present to you:

UPDATE:

Weight:

• 15,006 ∴ [I just dropped some loose change this week!]

Mood:

• Reluctantly political

Achievements:

• Four days of sunshine and only one patch of sunburn!